Boring, profitable, blissfully ignored by TechCrunch, laughing all the way to the exit.
*Not a real statistic. No orbs were harmed.
“Revenue grows 4% this week. Nobody notices. You are extremely fine with that.”
Tweet this horoscope →The mystical fundamentals behind The Quiet Compounder.
QuickBooks
EBITDA
Consecutive profitable months
4–6x revenue, and they're fine with that
A TechCrunch reporter who finally notices them
The signs the stars — and several failed cap tables — have opinions about.