Boring, profitable, blissfully ignored by TechCrunch, laughing all the way to the exit.
*Not a real statistic. No orbs were harmed.
“A reporter asks if you're “disrupting” anything. You are not. You are, however, cash-flow positive.”
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QuickBooks
EBITDA
Consecutive profitable months
4–6x revenue, and they're fine with that
A TechCrunch reporter who finally notices them
The signs the stars — and several failed cap tables — have opinions about.