Always “closing soon.” Has been closing soon since March.
*Not a real statistic. No orbs were harmed.
“This week's round is “90% committed,” a phrase that has meant different things every week since Q1.”
Tweet this horoscope →The mystical fundamentals behind The Bridge Round Baby.
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Days until the wire actually clears
The SAFE cap — whatever it is this week
An investor who wants a priced round
The signs the stars — and several failed cap tables — have opinions about.
Both know exactly what it feels like when the number everyone quotes isn't the real number anymore. Deep, quiet solidarity.
The Compounder has never taken outside money past the seed. The Bridge Baby has taken outside money past several definitions of “bridge.”